DS Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post of the longest MIC President ever live, after leading the party for almost 31 years. The Malaysian Insiders has its story,here. Frankly, I will miss him very much especially for all his funny quotes he made all these years. Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional Conference, "We will miss DS Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color … sometimes a bit too much color". Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just wanna share his famous quotes ever made by the one and only, Samy Vellu.
1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"
2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"
3. Samy said in one of his "ceramah":
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"
4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!"
5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"
6. On social society's problem:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"
7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"
8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been "saudara-saudari")
9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"
10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"
And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:
"Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pegi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...."
One of the reporter responded,"Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi sana?"
"Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk......
-Datuk Seri S.Samy Vellu-
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NO MORE 5C'S
BUT NEW 5B'S in Singapore
Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 bs !
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It's interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card, Cash and Career
Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow
And, and addition with the 5K's ......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasi (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We've been reading about the 5C's! and 5K's for Singaporeans, now
comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent...
Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living : 12345
1 - One Wife (If more than one, LKY will consign you out of Singapore anyway )
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
Malaysia's Melayu 'theory' to Simple Living: 54321 must be opposite to Singapore's theory ma
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One low-cost Govt. flat
BUT NEW 5B'S in Singapore
Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 bs !
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It's interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card, Cash and Career
Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow
And, and addition with the 5K's ......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasi (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We've been reading about the 5C's! and 5K's for Singaporeans, now
comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent...
Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living : 12345
1 - One Wife (If more than one, LKY will consign you out of Singapore anyway )
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
Malaysia's Melayu 'theory' to Simple Living: 54321 must be opposite to Singapore's theory ma
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One low-cost Govt. flat
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
My boss collect those picture in the net, and come out with this smart notice for the customer!
How was that? YOU LAUGH? IT MEANS YOU DID THAT BEFORE! YOU FISH INSIDE THERE? YOU DOGGY STYLE PEEING? =)
How was that? YOU LAUGH? IT MEANS YOU DID THAT BEFORE! YOU FISH INSIDE THERE? YOU DOGGY STYLE PEEING? =)
A post of what I have tried in this 2 weeks? What's the newest stuff in town? KFC Toasted Pocketful? McDonald GCB? And few more too....
It just cost RM9.90 (excluding tax), included is the KFC Toasted Pocketful, 1 Fun fries(R) and 1 Mountain Dew(R). I always think KFC have a better deal compare to McDonald. This is because I find that KFC is cheaper in some of the same range from what offered by McDonald and more worth it, in terms of those ingredient and amount they put in. Example, KFC's Zinger burger and McDonald's McChicken Deluxe. I don't really remember the price, but what I remember, it's cheaper. The fillet of Zinger is bigger compare to McChicken Deluxe if I'm not mistaken and those included in the set meal is the same.
BIG fillet!
For this one, one word. BIG! The fillet is BIG! Enough for you to munch for the whole meal and it's quite filling too.
And together with this set, instead of Pepsi, they promote Mountain Dew, Sounds weird? If you see the picture of this soft drink, you might find this even weird and disgusting because it's green in colour. Before I decided to try this, I asked to cashier how it taste like and she explained it taste like lime water. I give this a try and my friend said it's almost the same like Kikapo. But this is more sour than Kikapo. You might want to try, but I want to stress that, this is not much different from Kikapo.
Next!
Looks like I watch too much TV and being influence by their ads now... Oh gosh...
This drink, is a mix of more than 5 berries such as Blueberry, Cranberry, Strawberry and 2 more others but what for sure is, they don't include Blackberry inside... xD
So don't thought of finding Blackberry inside despite they said Powerberriess! I know Blackberries is powerful but not in this category please!
Price at RM2.20 from Giant, with 230ml only if not mistaken. The taste is more like Cranberry plus some Blueberry. Kinda special too, worth to try. It claims this is good for eye sight. But imagine I have to buy and drink this everyday, it will cost my whole pocket money for the week!
This is not in the advertisement don.t worry. This is a new product by Lot 100, which is famous for the Lot 100 Mango and the Lot 100 Sour sweet and now, Lot 100 Frutube. Sounds like Youtube? haha... Nothing related to that. It taste like Lot 100 Sour sweet but the shape is different and taste more like Ribena, my friends claim. Taste good also at the price of just RM1.30 from Giant.
2 of the bad things of this is that, this is really too sweet! After eating this, I have to drink some water to unclog the sweetness in my throat. And another is, this packet looks something different and nice, but it's not convenient and practical. Why? Once you open it, it's very hard for you too keep it compare to those sweet stick like mentos. You just twist and seal the upper part of the sweet. For this? I just keep beside my bag. Won't I afraid of ants? Maybe because it's covered with some sour stuff so I think the ants won't come near it. Or maybe that's the purpose they put this sour stuff.
When I try out the GCB burger, I found that, the 'keep clean' logo was different and I think they just change it. Instead of a figure advise you to throw it into a bin, now McDonald himself show you to throw into the bin.
Many people find this cute.
That's it the report from my current lifestyle! Take care!
*All picture taken with my mobile phone camera, N86 8MP. =)
Hottest In Town! KFC Toasted Pocketful
It just cost RM9.90 (excluding tax), included is the KFC Toasted Pocketful, 1 Fun fries(R) and 1 Mountain Dew(R). I always think KFC have a better deal compare to McDonald. This is because I find that KFC is cheaper in some of the same range from what offered by McDonald and more worth it, in terms of those ingredient and amount they put in. Example, KFC's Zinger burger and McDonald's McChicken Deluxe. I don't really remember the price, but what I remember, it's cheaper. The fillet of Zinger is bigger compare to McChicken Deluxe if I'm not mistaken and those included in the set meal is the same.
BIG fillet!For this one, one word. BIG! The fillet is BIG! Enough for you to munch for the whole meal and it's quite filling too.
And together with this set, instead of Pepsi, they promote Mountain Dew, Sounds weird? If you see the picture of this soft drink, you might find this even weird and disgusting because it's green in colour. Before I decided to try this, I asked to cashier how it taste like and she explained it taste like lime water. I give this a try and my friend said it's almost the same like Kikapo. But this is more sour than Kikapo. You might want to try, but I want to stress that, this is not much different from Kikapo.
Next!
McDonald GCB!
I don't know why they called GCB but sounds like those Chinese yelling MCB! LOL!
This is price at RM11.90(excluding tax), included is the same, a burger, fries and a soft drink. Now you see why I choose KFC more than McDonald. Even though McDonald have the Lunch Saver, but the burger is smaller!
Back to this GCB, the fillet is just the same size as the bread, or maybe exactly the same size. How big it is? The size is like those Roti John or maybe Burger Oblong since Roti John don't have fillet, that you bought at night market. Burger Oblong how much? RM3.50? Yes! You can buy double of this burger compare to the GCB burger which cost RM7.00 for ala carte.
Size: Same as Burger Oblong from night market...
How was the fillet? Nothing special in my opinion. It's just like those grilled or smoked chicken out there, with a little bit of bbq sauce? All for RM11.90? If I got a choice now, I'll never going to try GCB again.
What's inside? Vegetable and fillet, or maybe a little bit of sauce. NO LESS NO MORE!
I don't know why they called GCB but sounds like those Chinese yelling MCB! LOL!This is price at RM11.90(excluding tax), included is the same, a burger, fries and a soft drink. Now you see why I choose KFC more than McDonald. Even though McDonald have the Lunch Saver, but the burger is smaller!
Back to this GCB, the fillet is just the same size as the bread, or maybe exactly the same size. How big it is? The size is like those Roti John or maybe Burger Oblong since Roti John don't have fillet, that you bought at night market. Burger Oblong how much? RM3.50? Yes! You can buy double of this burger compare to the GCB burger which cost RM7.00 for ala carte.
Size: Same as Burger Oblong from night market...How was the fillet? Nothing special in my opinion. It's just like those grilled or smoked chicken out there, with a little bit of bbq sauce? All for RM11.90? If I got a choice now, I'll never going to try GCB again.
What's inside? Vegetable and fillet, or maybe a little bit of sauce. NO LESS NO MORE!Marigold Powerberriess!
Looks like I watch too much TV and being influence by their ads now... Oh gosh...This drink, is a mix of more than 5 berries such as Blueberry, Cranberry, Strawberry and 2 more others but what for sure is, they don't include Blackberry inside... xD
So don't thought of finding Blackberry inside despite they said Powerberriess! I know Blackberries is powerful but not in this category please!Price at RM2.20 from Giant, with 230ml only if not mistaken. The taste is more like Cranberry plus some Blueberry. Kinda special too, worth to try. It claims this is good for eye sight. But imagine I have to buy and drink this everyday, it will cost my whole pocket money for the week!
Lot 100 Frutube
This is not in the advertisement don.t worry. This is a new product by Lot 100, which is famous for the Lot 100 Mango and the Lot 100 Sour sweet and now, Lot 100 Frutube. Sounds like Youtube? haha... Nothing related to that. It taste like Lot 100 Sour sweet but the shape is different and taste more like Ribena, my friends claim. Taste good also at the price of just RM1.30 from Giant.
2 of the bad things of this is that, this is really too sweet! After eating this, I have to drink some water to unclog the sweetness in my throat. And another is, this packet looks something different and nice, but it's not convenient and practical. Why? Once you open it, it's very hard for you too keep it compare to those sweet stick like mentos. You just twist and seal the upper part of the sweet. For this? I just keep beside my bag. Won't I afraid of ants? Maybe because it's covered with some sour stuff so I think the ants won't come near it. Or maybe that's the purpose they put this sour stuff.
When I try out the GCB burger, I found that, the 'keep clean' logo was different and I think they just change it. Instead of a figure advise you to throw it into a bin, now McDonald himself show you to throw into the bin.
Many people find this cute.That's it the report from my current lifestyle! Take care!
But this is bad jokes...
Warning! 18SX!
Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....
A pek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh .. dia punya performance tatak bagut...manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong...tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susasaja.. Bukan potong zaka la.... protonsaga.. ......
I think this is the first post in Malay. LOL! This is for those pro in Bahasa Malaysia. It's been quite sometime since we last study 'Kata Berlawanan'. Here is some jokes, can consider High School environment jokes... Enjoy!
Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar) .
via My Life, My Story
Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar) .
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It's not Saturday night, but it's Friday night, Friday Night Fever...
What's so special last Friday? It was the
Chairman of Sponsoring Company a.k.a The Lion King!
Behind the Scene of Preparation..
Gather all the friends club to sign the Lion Big Birthday Card!
Azmi: I'm thinking...
It's not something unusual...
We found his child! LOL! No.... Kidding only..
A Lion doll with Lion Big Birthday Card to Lion Birthday!
Happy 18th Birthday LION! Ngaum~~~
Now you can officially watch 18SX movie! Congrats! Wohoo....
What's so special last Friday? It was the
Chairman of Sponsoring Company Birthday!
Chairman of Sponsoring Company a.k.a The Lion King!Behind the Scene of Preparation..
Gather all the friends club to sign the Lion Big Birthday Card!
Azmi: I'm thinking...
Arif: I'm writing...
HaiQal: I'm signing...
Me: I'm directing... (and also waiting)
The Final Result
Let's send it!
Having Chicken Chop supper for that special night...
This time, it's not sponsored by the Chairman of Sponsoring Company because it's his birthday ma...
Chit chatting and joking around...
Looks cool....
Not camwhore... Just a pic with the birthday person...
Chicken Chop Supper...
The whole scene...
The climaks... The present time!
HaiQal: I'm signing...
Me: I'm directing... (and also waiting)
The Final Result
Let's send it!
Having Chicken Chop supper for that special night... This time, it's not sponsored by the Chairman of Sponsoring Company because it's his birthday ma...
Chit chatting and joking around...
Looks cool....
Not camwhore... Just a pic with the birthday person...
Chicken Chop Supper...
The whole scene...
The climaks... The present time!
It's not something unusual...
We found his child! LOL! No.... Kidding only..A Lion doll with Lion Big Birthday Card to Lion Birthday!
Happy 18th Birthday LION! Ngaum~~~
Now you can officially watch 18SX movie! Congrats! Wohoo....
Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science?
*Caution(18SX)
This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-
Hardware = barangkeras Software = baranglembut Joystick = batang gembira Plug and Play = cucuk dan main Port = lubang Server = pelayan Client = pelanggan
Try to translate this:
ENGLISH: That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.
Now in BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan..
Now you know...WHY...
*Caution(18SX)
This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-
Hardware = barangkeras Software = baranglembut Joystick = batang gembira Plug and Play = cucuk dan main Port = lubang Server = pelayan Client = pelanggan
Try to translate this:
ENGLISH: That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.
Now in BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan..
Now you know...WHY...
A Woman’s poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
one who’s handsome,
smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who’ll call,
not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
and when I spend, won’t get annoyed.
Pull out my chair, and hold my hand,
massage my feet, and help me stand.
A man’s poem
I pray for a deaf mute, gymnast, nymphomaniac,
with big t!ts.
Owns a pub on a golf course, and loves it in the ar$e.
This doesnt even rhyme, but who gives a f$%
This is a 'BEST JOKE' award winner in UK
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'
The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'.
'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.'
Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'
The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain
Have a nice day!
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'
The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'.
'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.'
Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'
The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain
Have a nice day!
The Husband Store!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at he entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at he entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
____________ _________ _________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production or -VE Profit
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
____________ _________ ________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
____________ _________ ________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
____________ _________ ________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
____________ _________ _________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
____________ _________ _________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
____________ _________ ________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
____________ _________ ________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Nice joke? Don't try this to your aunt k! It's rude!
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
____________ _________ _________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production or -VE Profit
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
____________ _________ ________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
____________ _________ ________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
____________ _________ ________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
____________ _________ _________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
____________ _________ _________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
____________ _________ ________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
____________ _________ ________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Nice joke? Don't try this to your aunt k! It's rude!
This is almost a post reply and related to Arif's post, SONG. I notice that, if you watch back the previous video or those oldies video, you sure to have a good laugh! Their dance was so funny! When I saw Arif's post about the Dschingkis Khan video, I remember this video!
I can said this was sure almost like that video too!
This video include many W-T-F thing such as turning your head until going to drop(VERY FLEXIBLE!), hand chopping dance style, twisted waist move and not forgotten monkey dance!
Sure to make you laugh or some of you, WTF? haha... Enjoy!
Beware!-There's 18SX sound and a bit the ... scene! Watch at your own risk! (At 2.40)
Boney M- Daddy Cool
Live sync version if you can't have enough!
Have a good laugh and have a nice day!
I can said this was sure almost like that video too!
This video include many W-T-F thing such as turning your head until going to drop(VERY FLEXIBLE!), hand chopping dance style, twisted waist move and not forgotten monkey dance!
Sure to make you laugh or some of you, WTF? haha... Enjoy!
Beware!-There's 18SX sound and a bit the ... scene! Watch at your own risk! (At 2.40)
Boney M- Daddy Cool
Live sync version if you can't have enough!
Have a good laugh and have a nice day!
Someone forward me this email. I would want to share this informative and fun situation about our world economy whila having a good laugh!
NO OFFENSE PLEASE! I didn't create this my self. Someone send it to me, I just wanted to share it...
TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and bought a baby bull.
Nurse and feed it well;
They mate, your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You invest & kept the gains into the country reserve,
You sell them and everyone retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You mortgage both of them to the bank & obtain investment for two more cows,
Then re-mortgage the investment the four cows for eight cows and
continue to do likewise,
The financial market was flooding with mortgages & investments in cow's assets,
No one knows where & who owned the original 2 cow's ...... ?
Then these 2 original cows grew old & eventually died,
You are surprised when there's No Asset to back up the mortgage or
repay the loan ???
Finally, You ask the govt to bail out the collapse financial cow's market!
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market
them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch..
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them..
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and
now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that
comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
And last but not least,
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu".
NO OFFENSE PLEASE! I didn't create this my self. Someone send it to me, I just wanted to share it...
TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and bought a baby bull.
Nurse and feed it well;
They mate, your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You invest & kept the gains into the country reserve,
You sell them and everyone retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You mortgage both of them to the bank & obtain investment for two more cows,
Then re-mortgage the investment the four cows for eight cows and
continue to do likewise,
The financial market was flooding with mortgages & investments in cow's assets,
No one knows where & who owned the original 2 cow's ...... ?
Then these 2 original cows grew old & eventually died,
You are surprised when there's No Asset to back up the mortgage or
repay the loan ???
Finally, You ask the govt to bail out the collapse financial cow's market!
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market
them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch..
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them..
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and
now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that
comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
And last but not least,
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu".
Saw some one leave this joke at Paul Tan automotive blog.
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA, so he took a Proton taxi.
The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyata Camry overtook the taxi…..zoom….
Jap: Look …look …Toyota!! …very fast!!!…. made in Japan! Proton…no good…. made in Malaysia
Driver: yah….
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi….zoom.
Jap: look…. look…. Nissan!!!….. very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton…. no good…. made in Malaysia
Driver: yah….yah…
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi…zooom.
Jap: look…. look… Honda!!…. very GOOD!!….very fast!!….made in Japan!Proton…no good…made in Malaysia
Driver: yah…yah…yah….!
Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM250/-
Jap: Oh… very expensive….. you overcharge!!
Driver: No no…. look …. look …. meter!!….very good!!….very fast!…. Made in Japan!
~The End~
Since I never post some jokes here for quite sometime, please enjoy this post and have a good laugh or maybe just a smile! This will relieve tension and stress!
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
------------ --------- --------- ---
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
The school is back and my blogging stim also have come back although I didn't go to school anymore!
Today I meet with my junior schoolmates and blogger buddy, he told me that my blog templates was cool! Thanks Ikmal!
Actually I have put on a poll to survey my current templates but it's didn't show up, so I just remove it...
Have a last look of my first templates, called Dots Dark.
Goodbye First templates!
Today I meet with my junior schoolmates and blogger buddy, he told me that my blog templates was cool! Thanks Ikmal!
Actually I have put on a poll to survey my current templates but it's didn't show up, so I just remove it...
Have a last look of my first templates, called Dots Dark.
Goodbye First templates!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I visited kennysia.com just know, he posted a post about back memory lane, (maybe I shall do that too, maybe later or next year, LOL!) I read through it and I found out that I haven't read a post about this or maybe I miss out!
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This post talking that it's a good idea to export Malaysian-made TV shows to Korea!
But do not export this as this will be horror movie for Korean and bad name for Malaysia!
(Picture steal from kennysia.com. Thanks!)
I visited kennysia.com just know, he posted a post about back memory lane, (maybe I shall do that too, maybe later or next year, LOL!) I read through it and I found out that I haven't read a post about this or maybe I miss out!
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This post talking that it's a good idea to export Malaysian-made TV shows to Korea!But do not export this as this will be horror movie for Korean and bad name for Malaysia!
(Picture steal from kennysia.com. Thanks!)
More on this topic, have a look at this.
Can't stop laughing at this! This will surely a blockbuster at other's country! LMAO!
Can't stop laughing at this! This will surely a blockbuster at other's country! LMAO!
I have found this useful and funny programme that can determine your blog readability.
So I have compare my blog readability with my others friend who blog also. I apologize if I unintentionally humiliate your blog when I using your blog as a comparison... Maybe this is also part of a free advertisement for your blog perhaps?
Please do not laugh as I know this was not very true... I wondering this programme classify my blog as High School because it's hard to be read and understand what I type here? I confuse the programme and make it classify my blog as HIGH SCHOOL!
But it's really suit my level as I'm just finished my High School!
Let's see my master's blog...
Please do not feel humiliated by me as someone pro and famous blogger also like this...
Kenny Sia dot com
What I can assume is that their blog is very easy to be understand by all people and what is suppose to be done in order to cater all level of people... Should I say "GOOD JOB!"?
And then I compare with another blogger which his blog was Rojak language...
What do you think? I'm not envy but just a little comment here,(don't angry with me k!) Her blog really got that English standard but it rate GENIUS! is like something very wrong! Do your think her blog deserve to be rated as to be read by GENIUS? hoho... (another envy qua)
A little comment by me and ask yourself about the rationality... Not trying to pin point anyone here...
Again, I apologize if you feel humiliated... Please let me know if you do not wish your blog's name to be appear on my blog...
Now, I think you have been waiting for this. If your wants to test your blog readability and try for yourself about the truth, here it is...
The Blog Readability Test
Good luck and have fun! Let me know you result in the comment or in the chatbox!
So I have compare my blog readability with my others friend who blog also. I apologize if I unintentionally humiliate your blog when I using your blog as a comparison... Maybe this is also part of a free advertisement for your blog perhaps?
My Blog Readability
Please do not laugh as I know this was not very true... I wondering this programme classify my blog as High School because it's hard to be read and understand what I type here? I confuse the programme and make it classify my blog as HIGH SCHOOL!But it's really suit my level as I'm just finished my High School!
Let's see my master's blog...
Vincent Chow dot Net
Please do not feel humiliated by me as someone pro and famous blogger also like this...Kenny Sia dot com
What I can assume is that their blog is very easy to be understand by all people and what is suppose to be done in order to cater all level of people... Should I say "GOOD JOB!"?
And then I compare with another blogger which his blog was Rojak language...
Laxious's Blog
Unbelievable! College! Undergraduate!
Unbelievable! College! Undergraduate!Again! I assume Laxious's blog language confuse the programme! Don't you agree with me? LOL! (jgn marah ye, mungkin I envy you kot... B-)
And another one...kinda deserve and kinda not...
Kellie's Blog
What do you think? I'm not envy but just a little comment here,(don't angry with me k!) Her blog really got that English standard but it rate GENIUS! is like something very wrong! Do your think her blog deserve to be rated as to be read by GENIUS? hoho... (another envy qua)A little comment by me and ask yourself about the rationality... Not trying to pin point anyone here...
Again, I apologize if you feel humiliated... Please let me know if you do not wish your blog's name to be appear on my blog...
Now, I think you have been waiting for this. If your wants to test your blog readability and try for yourself about the truth, here it is...
The Blog Readability Test
Good luck and have fun! Let me know you result in the comment or in the chatbox!
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